Welcome to the excerpt tour for Funny and Ironic: Amazing, Happy and Feel Good Stories by Marco Di Noia. This tour was organized by Goddess Fish Promotions. On my stop, I have an exclusive excerpt from the book as well as the tour wide giveaway for a chance to win a $15 Amazon or Barnes & Noble gift card. Be sure to visit the other stops on the tour for more exclusive excerpts. Enjoy!
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Author: Marco Di Noia
Publisher: Tellwell Talent
Publication Date: June 15th 2021
Print Length: 96 pages
Genre: Short Stories/General Fiction
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Funny short stories, ironic stories, amazing stories, animal stories, incredible stories, unusual stories, comical stories, humorous stories. Happy and feel good stories to create funny conversation, humorous conversation, a great conversation starter.
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EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT:
The Return of the Monkey
Marco finished his slugs for his slug gun because he wasted them on the rhinoceros and elephants at the Zoo. The monkey returned from Africa to seek vengeance on Marco, the monkey was wearing a jock strap to hold up his pants, his gut sticks out.
He came back with a hundred banana skins; he had eaten them all and become fat. He threw them all at Marco in a fit of rage! So, Marco kicked him in the leg and broke his ankle and the monkey could not get up because he was too fat.
Marco put him in a wheelchair and took him to hospital and the monkey recovered and they became best friends. When Marco got sick and went to hospital the Monkey visited him. Marco adopted the Monkey as a pet.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Hi, my name's Marco! I live in Sydney, Australia. I began writing stories to relieve boredom. After I wrote a few stories, I realized that they made me laugh. I kept writing and my depression went away. I am happy with the way the stories make me laugh and I hope you enjoy them too.
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GIVEAWAY:
Marco Di Noia will be awarding a $15 Amazon or Barnes & Noble gift card to a randomly drawn winner via Rafflecopter. Good luck!
(All the Ups and Downs is not responsible for this giveaway, its entries, or the prize. Goddess Fish Promotions assumes all responsibility for this giveaway.)
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I really love the cover.
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This book is refreshing.
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What inspires your book plots?
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I think that the world needs to read more " Amazing, Happy and Feel Good Stories " like yours right about now!
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What was your first car?
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