Thursday, October 7, 2021

Excerpt Tour and Giveaway - Funny and Ironic: Amazing, Happy and Feel Good Stories by Marco Di Noia

Welcome to the excerpt tour for Funny and Ironic: Amazing, Happy and Feel Good Stories by Marco Di Noia. This tour was organized by Goddess Fish Promotions. On my stop, I have an exclusive excerpt from the book as well as the tour wide giveaway for a chance to win a $15 Amazon or Barnes & Noble gift card. Be sure to visit the other stops on the tour for more exclusive excerpts. Enjoy!
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Title: Funny and Ironic: Amazing, Happy and Feel Good Stories
Author: Marco Di Noia
Publisher: Tellwell Talent
Publication Date: June 15th 2021
Print Length: 96 pages
Genre: Short Stories/General Fiction
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Funny short stories, ironic stories, amazing stories, animal stories, incredible stories, unusual stories, comical stories, humorous stories. Happy and feel good stories to create funny conversation, humorous conversation, a great conversation starter.


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EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT:
The Return of the Monkey

Marco finished his slugs for his slug gun because he wasted them on the rhinoceros and elephants at the Zoo. The monkey returned from Africa to seek vengeance on Marco, the monkey was wearing a jock strap to hold up his pants, his gut sticks out.

He came back with a hundred banana skins; he had eaten them all and become fat. He threw them all at Marco in a fit of rage! So, Marco kicked him in the leg and broke his ankle and the monkey could not get up because he was too fat.

Marco put him in a wheelchair and took him to hospital and the monkey recovered and they became best friends. When Marco got sick and went to hospital the Monkey visited him. Marco adopted the Monkey as a pet.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Hi, my name's Marco! I live in Sydney, Australia. I began writing stories to relieve boredom. After I wrote a few stories, I realized that they made me laugh. I kept writing and my depression went away. I am happy with the way the stories make me laugh and I hope you enjoy them too.

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GIVEAWAY:
Marco Di Noia will be awarding a $15 Amazon or Barnes & Noble gift card to a randomly drawn winner via Rafflecopter. Good luck!

(All the Ups and Downs is not responsible for this giveaway, its entries, or the prize. Goddess Fish Promotions assumes all responsibility for this giveaway.)

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50 comments:

  1. Sounds like a very good book.

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  2. How long was the writing process?

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  3. Cover looks awesome! Excerpt is intriguing. Great work!

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  4. This book looks amazing!!!!!!!

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  5. This sounds like a great book for everyone! Feel good stories are just what we all need!

    Nancy
    allibrary (at) aol (dot) com

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  6. It sounds like an interesting book. Thank you for sharing.

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  7. Looks like an interesting book.
    Thanks for the contest. 

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  8. Do you have any advice for new writers?

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  9. We all need a book that makes us smile and laugh-thank you

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  10. I love the front cover with the photograph of the tiger. They are truly beautiful creatures!

    Nancy
    allibrary (at) aol (dot) com

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  11. What a great photo of a magnificent tiger on the book cover. I can almost hear him roar!

    Nancy
    allibrary (at) aol (dot) com

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  12. Do you work on more than one book at a time?

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  13. The cover of your book is colorful and attractive. It makes me want to smile!

    Nancy
    allibrary (at) aol (dot) com

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  14. The excerpt makes me want to read this book.

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  15. Sounds like a fun interesting read! Thank you for sharing

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  16. I enjoyed the excerpt. Thank you for the giveaway!

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  17. Love this cover! Sounds like a good book!

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  18. Tigers are impressive and elegant creatures that are eye catching on a book cover!

    Nancy
    allibrary (at) aol (dot) com

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  19. What are your plans for Halloween?

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  20. I enjoy reading short stories now & then for a change of pace.
    Thank you for sharing this with us.

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  21. I think that I would enjoy reading this book.

    Nancy
    allibrary (at) aol (dot) com

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  22. This sounds like an interesting book and I also like the cover.

    abfantom at yahoo dot com

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  23. Do you dress up for Halloween?

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  24. It is wonderful to have a book of short stories like this for short bursts of reading while you are on the go (while commuting, waiting for an appointment, in the carpool line, etc.).

    Nancy
    allibrary (at) aol (dot) com

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  25. Do you have a nickname? How'd you get it?

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  26. I love the cover of this one.
    heather hgtempaddy@hotmail.com

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  27. I think that the world needs to read more " Amazing, Happy and Feel Good Stories " like yours right about now!

    Nancy
    allibrary (at) aol (dot) com

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  28. sounds like a fun one

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  29. These stories sound like they would be uplifting to the readers.

    Nancy
    allibrary (at) aol (dot) com

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  30. What's your favourite Halloween candy?

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  31. Sounds like a great book. Thanks for sharing.

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